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Peter Demotivational Poster

MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care

TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


TAGS: antoine dodson rape peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Parizer

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.

LIFE - It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh.

TAGS: i think i will call them stew and peter
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
I've never been the only one logged in before....It's kinda scary........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:28 am
I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am
If you want proof that school is out just check out the approval queue. Remember when rejections where rare?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:15 am
I was thinking school's out based on the bouncing cleavage poster ratings.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:13 am
The usual summertime timmy fest.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:12 am
T'hellzbeengoin on roundhere, anyway?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:03 am
Yah, I'm not. Razzin' ya about the latitude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:02 am
LMAO @ Aggy....you stupid beaner.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
If memory serves Haar you are not much farther south than we are!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
This demonstration brought to you by trash and Mooooo. Do y'all see what arguing on the internet gets ya?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:59 am
Holy Southerners, Batman!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
You got your whiskey in my peanut butter!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
Some folks might not know that. Yer both a bit of alright, though. Even if the 15 minute nights are making ya cranky.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:51 am
Thanks Haar. Everybody knows me and moooooo are friends in the real world. It's just friendly ragging.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Luv ya both, BTW, in the most purely platonic sense of the phrase.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:47 am
"Koo koo koo koo koo koo choo" - Bob and Doug. Whom you guys are starting to sound like. Save it for the winter when the sun has set for an extended period of time.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:45 am
FFSU2. "All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients" - Ralph Waldo Emerson. "There is nothing new under the sun" - Can't remember.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:42 am
Let it go.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:31 am
How are jokes stolen from the net any different from quotes stolen from the net?
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:28 am
I never wanted to play but you did throw the first stone. The whole point is everybody here uses quotes and references things they find in their daily life. Rarely does anyone here credit their sources.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:19 am
Dr Who........do you want to keep playing this game?
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
How did i miss this? Perfect poster TTH, 5 bunnies
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
5 tasty looking bunnies for you.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:55 am
And speaking of "pathetic", just look at how sad those little bunnies look. It's as if they know .... (Huh? Huh? See?)
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:51 am
No no, TTH. The poster has to be at least tangentially connected to the topic at hand. Otherwise it's just pathetic.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2009, 1:49 am
what did you mean by "shameless self promotion" Moooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:58 pm
Subtle and brilliant. Not wordy at all. 5L
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:38 pm
Love the tender young stuff...5 Poodles here TTH
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:40 pm
Pita filler?
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:37 pm
What would you call the rabbit equivalent to Veal?
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, not be get preachy 'r nothin' but, uhm: PATIENCE Life is also nature's way of making sure meat becomes more meat.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:32 pm
BTW The one on the left (stew) was really gamey and tough. It took 2 bags of milk to wash him down.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:30 pm
Thanks again you Bastard! I will stick with quality over quantity...so to speak. And with luck I may be able to make A poster a month.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:19 pm
Yeah you've definitely peaked. Sad really. Soon we'll be talking about your "earlier funny posters." But now I am going to jinx this one -- for your own good of course -- by predicting that it is a future Hall of Famer for sure.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:09 pm
Wow a compliment like that from Sean! I may never be able to make another motifake that even compares. Thanks Man
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:07 pm
This is perfect. No room for improvement.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Thanks Haar. It came to me in a dream... or was it a Doctor Who episode? Not sure, same diff.
Haarakkon - July 18, 2009, 11:22 am
Excellent, TTH. 5 lions from an omnivore.


TAGS: gay peter pan fairies
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Player_Meyer - September 23, 2009, 11:52 am
It's the only way to keep Tinkerbell alive!
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:14 am
Eh, made me laugh...a little. :P
Player_Meyer - September 23, 2009, 10:12 am
ROFL... I spell it out so I don't have to yell it out. I thought it was funny... hahaha
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 9:21 am

OVERCOMPENSATING? - For some reason, I don't think he's overcompensating.

TAGS: peter north ferrari
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by rick17126

MissRed - May 25, 2010, 10:56 am
It's okay...Your in the barrel tonight though...
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 10:26 am
yeah, I know who that is, I'm bad, I'm naughty, I've, I've, I've, seen porn. She made me watch it! There I said it. Happy now?
MissRed - May 25, 2010, 10:15 am
That's abit sad that you know who that is...
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 10:01 am
that car is the trophy for the AVN Plumbers award for laying the most pipe in 24 hours, it's Peter North
Viper - May 24, 2010, 11:50 pm
still a guy le douche

H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.

PETER PIPER - Picked a peck of pecker peppers.

TAGS: peter piper peck pickled pecker peppers pancakes
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by aPauling

aPauling - September 9, 2008, 10:55 am
Erik the Viking - September 9, 2008, 3:54 am
Usually I hate tunnels, but this is a damn good'n!



TAGS: loneliness alone god almighty peter o toole as dr harry wolper
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suenero

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:16 am
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 6:50 am
Here's one from the past that could use a bump. Love the text!!
spacedog - October 16, 2010, 2:43 pm
Nice one.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:05 am

pretty dark & deep. like it
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 10:58 pm

very nice dude.

ENSLAVED TO ANIME - ''still a better love story then twillight''

SLIMER - Now we know where his name comes from.


TAGS: tinkerbell peter pan
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - January 5, 2011, 1:55 pm
Love it!

PETER "COLUMBO" FALK - Just one more thing Saint Peter Got a Light?

TAGS: peter falk columbo rip
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Watcher

Rudedog - January 5, 2013, 6:51 pm
Nice one

KINKY TINK - Hella fine pixie!

TAGS: tinkerbell tink peter pan disney pixy pixie pixies fairy faries
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by jalford

Agent K - August 3, 2009, 8:12 pm
Jalford i'm concerned for you, have you considered professional help???
Woodywood03a - August 3, 2009, 8:11 pm


TAGS: carol brady peter milf mom oedipus complex misdirection
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by suenero

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:24 pm
Wait, wait... What? Something I don't know?

Hello -

GET TO DA' PETER-CHOPPA! - It's the only way out!

TAGS: family guy peter griffin stewie lois brian predator quagmire
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by jalford

Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 10:05 am
"Ahnold" you're not.


'SPECIAL DELIVERY' - Truckers are generally courteous and strong, pushing the hammer lane along I94, but how many times have we told you.. 'Use The Back Door'..!!

TAGS: trucker crash door peterbilt special
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by hootizz

forseti - July 20, 2010, 8:59 am
he probably saw the "TWIST"-sign first...

PETER PAN - This is what happens when you leave your kids alone TOO long.

TAGS: better leave peter pan
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by MissRed

MissRed - May 24, 2010, 11:05 am
Oooooh my....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
That reminds me....it's 5butjam's birthday.........Toss that salad Motherfucker!!!!!
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:52 pm
Oranges and Ass! Both are in sales. There's worse family traditions.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:48 pm
I wouldn't know....she's Aggy's sister.
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:42 pm
Demanding little hooker ain't she?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:37 pm
That's what she said!
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:36 pm
Come again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
Repeat grew up to be a transsexual crackhead.....It's sad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:13 pm
As a twin, I'm offended....my parents made us wear "Pete and Repeat" shirts....I was Pete.
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:07 pm
No need to reply to that dumb ass question. Just reminded me of it...
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:05 pm
Pete and re-pete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off...who's left?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
Peter Peter......whaaaa.too easy?
MO - May 22, 2010, 7:42 pm
Peter beater?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:21 pm
Peter Pantywaist?
Mongo - May 22, 2010, 5:06 pm
Peter Puffer?
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:52 pm
Peter Pansy?
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:25 pm
Ya know after awhile he's almost kinda cute...In a weird pedo kinda way...

MARY JANE WATSON - EPIC JACKPOT! (P.S. It's "Watson" now, not Parker.)

TAGS: mary jane watson peter parker spider man spider man spiderman
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by jalford

LogicDude - July 23, 2009, 9:23 am
What is all this talk about the internet being available outside of America? When did THAT happen!?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:12 am
You make this so easy (just like your mom). You stupid Pedophile.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:11 am
I dont need to demonize you. You did that yourself when you chose to defend a position without considering the ramifications. What was your point in the end? years ago girls that age were legal so now... What?
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:06 am
Nope. Perhaps an ephebophile, but that puts me right there with 95% of all straight men. However you want to slice it, little girls don't do it for me, no matter how badly you might want to demonize me.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:05 am
what is that literacy comment? this douche can't spell for shit and he's raggin on others? I hear your momma calling....my name!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:02 am
BTW. You are obviously a Pedophile.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:00 am
Another Ameriken who thinks there's no internet outside the U.S. You Fail on so many levels "ZED" I hear pills are the easiest way.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:58 am
Way to make the high score in illiteracy, there. Guess "no child left behind" failed in your case, huh?
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:57 am
However, leave it to TrashHeap to not be able to tell the difference between being a "Devil's Advocate" and encouraging such behavior.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:56 am
Actually you did try to justify it.......Perv.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:54 am
I'm not a pedophile. As another poster once said, "Boobies don't magically appear when a girl turns 18." Have I ever advocated these activities. No. I simply said, quit ignoring history in favor of moralistic hysteria.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:41 am
Can't beat a classic
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:34 am
sorry man, couldn't help myself.....BTW find a real avatar...picking from the list is the sign of a true Noob.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:32 am
But that would make God cry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:31 am
he was probably expecting you to put it in his mouth "no use"
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:24 am
I once broke a child molester's nose. So yeah, bad Zed.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:21 am
He really is a pedo no use. He thinks it should still be OK to have sex with 13 year old girls (which it is if you are a 13 year old boy) just because it was in the past.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:17 am
It stands to reason that a Pedo like zed would be into comics. I bet he's well versed in candy as well.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:10 am
Somebody doesn't like Dark Avengers...
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:10 am
Wow Zed, and you told others to grow up? Even for a timmy you suck. Maybe you should leave the comments for the adults and go back to your comics.....You pedophile.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:46 pm
Bye-bye, 20 years of sense, logic, and continuity. "We don't have to explain ANYTHING, it's MAGIC!" I hope you burn, Quesada.

how sad -

TAGS: peter o toole death realization
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

chickenlittle - December 18, 2013, 1:16 am
I thought he died years ago!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2013, 1:59 pm
Really? That wasn't Vincent Price?
EmilioDumphque - December 17, 2013, 1:44 pm
Recently as Priam, king of "Troy" (2004), Maurice in "Venus"(2006) and the voice of Anton Ego in "Ratatouille" (2007)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 1:35 pm
I know! How was I supposed to know? Or any of us for that matter? The only movie I remember him in was Lawrence of Arabia.
GaryO - December 16, 2013, 8:33 am

and the Lord said "Peter..." -

I'll never grow up -

TAGS: peter pan
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sins -

TAGS: peter tinker bell anger pan
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Ashson - May 10, 2014, 1:29 am
Try Peter Pan and a jealous Tinker Bell.
EmilioDumphque - May 10, 2014, 12:35 am
Why would Link be mad at Navi?

Look at Yourself: -

TAGS: look at yourself peter cushing
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by rcain476

Silverheart - June 4, 2013, 1:08 pm

The fourth guy to the right played Tarkin. Not sure what the other 4 actors have been in :trollface:
falloutghoul - June 4, 2013, 8:36 am
He looks familiar... Did he play as Tarkin in Star Wars IV?


IRONY - and it was.

THE DREAM - Kill "THE DREAM" kill the KID... Well the little kid inside all of US.

I SWEAR TO BEER - I didn't drink god!

ADRIAN PETERSON - This is not the good one

TAGS: adrian peterson
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 1:44 am
I think this poster is underrated....
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 1:43 am
More alcohol. That'll help.
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 1:42 am
Always on, not actually posting or doing that much online. We hang out in the background and only come in when we see fit.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 1:41 am
Well, I try to go to bed, and I couldnt sleep. I dont have class tomorrow and i dont work till noon so....
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 1:41 am
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 1:40 am
Wish Moooooooooooo was here. He could see I'm not the only creeper on the site.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 1:39 am
like my first?

DE LOREANS - Yes, they are actually Time Machines, Peter, but you need to start the car first

TAGS: peter
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by ultimaterorschach

ultimaterorschach - April 4, 2011, 10:31 am
TheGoat - April 2, 2011, 1:34 pm
I heard the Delorean was a joint production with Lee Iococca - Lee made the car, John made the licence plate...

ESCTASY - Things got way too real...